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Kung Fu Zombies

2010-06-12T09:56:00.002-06:00

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Disturbing Behavior (1998)

2009-10-28T16:08:00.002-06:00

Disturbing Behavior (1998)Watched October 25, 2009Warning: Some spoilers follow."In Cradle Bay, it doesn't matter if you're not perfect. You will be."Steve Clark (James Marsden) and his family just moved to Cradle Bay. On the first day of school, Steve notices that there is a group, the Blue Ribbons, who seem a little too perfect. Steve and his friend, Gavin, stumble upon the fact that a crazed

Paranormal Activity (2009)

2009-10-28T07:32:00.004-06:00

Paranormal Activity (2009)Watched October 24, 2009I've been hearing about Paranormal Activity for a while now. I think the first time I read about it was the 2007 review on Horror Movie A Day (great site, by the way). The review was very positive, and I hadn't heard anything about the movie, so I was very intrigued. Over the next couple years, I kept reading sporadic reviews about the film, and

Who Can Kill a Child? (1976)

2009-10-25T09:18:00.004-06:00

Who Can Kill A Child? (1976)Watched October 23, 2009SYNOPSISA man and his pregnant wife travel to an island where the children have gone crazy and killed all of the adults.SHORT REVIEW"Who Can Kill A Child?" is a creepy and disturbing Spanish film that deserves a hell of a lot more recognition than it is currently receiving.REVIEWI really dislike writing reviews for movies that I loved. It's the

Cemetery of Terror (1985)

2009-10-24T13:34:00.004-06:00

Cemetery of Terror (1985)Watched October 24, 2009SYNOPSISHalf-slasher, half-zombie-movie, this Mexican flick follows a group of teens who happen to revive a psycho killer with some sort of ability to raise the dead and throw people around with his mind.SHORT REVIEW"Cemetery of Terror" isn't bad, but it's pretty forgettable and it suffers from bad pacing.REVIEWThis is my first review for I Watch

The Mangler (1995)

2009-06-05T09:38:00.004-06:00

The Mangler (1995)Watched June 4, 2009SYNOPSISThere's a laundry folding machine possessed by a demon from Hell.SHORT REVIEWOther than a few pretty cool death scenes, there's really not much to recommend about "The Mangler".REVIEWI stated way back in my "Critters IV" review that some day I would watch "The Mangler". It's been on my DVR since August of 2005, almost four years! Well, yesterday, I

Scream and Scream Again (1970)

2009-06-04T12:43:00.006-06:00

Scream and Scream Again (1970)Watched June 3, 2009SYNOPSISThere's a serial killer, some sort of master race, and a guy that can kill you by just touching your shoulder. Crazy.SHORT REVIEW"Scream and Scream Again" is quite entertaining, and it's quite cool how a bunch of seemingly unrelated subplots end up coming together in the end.REVIEW"Scream and Scream Again" is on a double-feature DVD with "

The Oblong Box (1969)

2009-06-04T12:06:00.004-06:00

The Oblong Box (1969)Watched June 2, 2009SYNOPSISA horribly disfigured man escapes from the house in which Vincent Price is keeping him hostage, only to murder some people for revenge.SHORT REVIEWI'll put it this way: I watched the film two days ago and I've already pretty much forgotten all about it.REVIEWWell, sorry, all nonexistent readers, but I had a packed day yesterday, and I didn't even

Jason X (2001)

2009-06-02T16:24:00.007-06:00

Jason X (2001)Watched June 1, 2009SYNOPSISThree words: Jason. In. Space.SHORT REVIEW"Jason X" is among the worst entries in the "Friday the 13th" series.REVIEWWell, not only was "Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter" not the final chapter, "Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday" wasn't the final Friday either. Some wise guy decided to revive the series by putting Jason... in space, joining the likes

The Amityville Horror (1979)

2009-06-02T10:48:00.005-06:00

The Amityville Horror (1979)Watched June 1, 2009SYNOPSISThe Lutzes move into a house in Amityville, Long Island, only to find that the house is haunted! Ooooh!!!SHORT REVIEW"The Amityville Horror" isn't anything special.REVIEWI think it's pretty safe to say that "Amityville Horror" is probably the most famous haunted house movie ever made. I guess there's "Poltergeist", but I'm just gonna stick

Two Thousand Maniacs! (1964)

2009-06-02T10:19:00.004-06:00

Two Thousand Maniacs! (1964)Watched June 1, 2009SYNOPSISSix tourists are the guests of honor at Pleasant Valley's centennial, but little do they know, the guests of honor aren't going to be leaving.SHORT REVIEWThe death scenes are great, and the rest isn't that great. It's better than "Blood Feast" though.REVIEWI'm still quite surprised that TCM would play "Blood Feast" and "Two Thousand Maniacs!

Buy or Bury: Horror DVD/Blu-Ray Releases for June 2, 2009

2009-06-01T16:41:00.004-06:00

So, time for the first installment of "Buy or Bury", where I tell you whether or not you should pick up the new DVD and Blu-Ray releases in the genre of horror. Overall, this is kind of a slow week in the way of new releases, and I haven't heard of most of the movies this week. But some may be of some interest to some of you, so here they all are.ANACONDAS: TRAIL OF BLOODA vicious anaconda

Chopping Mall (1986)

2009-06-01T10:20:00.004-06:00

Chopping Mall (1986)Watched May 31, 2009SYNOPSISPromiscuous teens are hunted down by mall security robots malfunctioning after their computer is struck by lightning.SHORT REVIEW"Chopping Mall" is a hell of a lot of fun; nothing more, nothing less.REVIEWI've wanted to see "Chopping Mall" for a while now, solely because that title is fucking amazing. I'm putting it bluntly, but it is. Just like "

What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? (1962)

2009-06-01T08:58:00.004-06:00

What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? (1962)Watched May 31, 2009SYNOPSISA jealous, insane child star keeps her crippled sister hostage in an old Hollywood mansion.SHORT REVIEW"What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?" probably won't be of much interest to younger viewers who need explosions every two minutes to keep their attention, but for everyone else, this is a nice thriller with amazing performances by

The Tingler (1959)

2009-06-01T08:04:00.003-06:00

The Tingler (1959)Watched May 31, 2009SYNOPSISVincent Price is a pathologist that discovers that, when we are extremely scared, the tingling of our spine is due to "the tingler", and can only be put to rest by screaming. Soon enough, he takes a tingler out of a woman's dead body who died of fear, and the creature gets loose. Uh-oh!SHORT REVIEW"The Tingler" isn't anything especially memorable or

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (1978)

2009-05-31T10:14:00.004-06:00

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (1978)Watched May 30, 2009SYNOPSISWell, there's tomatoes that are killing people. It's one of those titles that basically explains the movie without me having to explain it. Alright, synopsis over.SHORT REVIEWWhat should have been pretty much the greatest movie ever created is alright, but tries too hard and often fails.REVIEWIf you're not intrigued by a title like "

Psychos in Love (1987)

2009-05-31T08:42:00.003-06:00

Psychos in Love (1987)Watched May 30, 2009SYNOPSISTwo psychos fall in love because of their shared hobby for serial killing and shared intense hate for grapes. There's also a cannibal plumber on the loose.SHORT REVIEW"Psychos in Love" is pretty damn funny all the way through, and I'm glad it's finally got a proper DVD release so the underrated film can find a new fanbase.REVIEWI'd never heard of

Die, Monster, Die! (1965)

2009-04-05T16:03:00.004-06:00

Die, Monster, Die! (1965)Watched April 4, 2009SYNOPSISA man goes to an old mansion to see his love, but his visit is interrupted by his love's parents turning into mutants because of a glowing green meteor they keep in their basement.SHORT REVIEWYou've seen better. You've seen worse. Overall, it's not a huge waste of your time, but it's not that great, either.REVIEW"Die, Monster, Die!" is a

From Within (2009)

2009-04-02T21:28:00.005-06:00

From Within (2009)Watched March 31, 2009 (April Fool's! I watched it on April Fool's Day. Man. That may be a candidate for worst April Fool's Day joke of all time. I'm sorry.)SYNOPSISSuicide after suicide is happening in a small Christian town, and who's to blame? Well, maybe the witches!SHORT REVIEWThis Horrorfest entry isn't that great, but the delightfully grim ending and the crazy Christians

The Last House on the Left (1972)

2009-04-01T21:13:00.004-06:00

The Last House on the Left (1972)Watched March 31, 2009SYNOPSISWhile trying to score some drugs, two teens get kidnapped, raped and murdered. After all the raping, the kidnappers need some place to stay, and unknowingly stay in the house of the girl they just killed. Needless to say, her parents aren't happy.SHORT REVIEWWhile "Last House" is somewhat disturbing and ahead of its time, it suffers

Sometimes They Come Back (1991)

2009-04-01T20:40:00.005-06:00

Sometimes They Come Back (1991)Watched March 29, 2009SYNOPSIS